when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

i like bands and anime. all i want is the winchesters and emma watson. i don't even know what a blog is anymore.
when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
im gonna be 60 years old one day and i will probably still wake up in the middle of the night sometimes in a cold sweat, wondering if i finished my homework.
“You’re the person I think about when I listen to emo bands” is the single most romantic sentence I can think of
They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
Patrick Stump of Fall out Boy attempts to sing “I Knew You Were Trouble” in Killer Karaoke.
Better than the original
I WANT HIM TO DO A COVER NOW
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
*hides good snacks from family members*
there’s a word for that
she turns on tv and guess who she sees? skater boy being arrested for drug possession
“I want to join your hardcore band but my mom wants to talk to your mom first”